Ke$ha is on record: she would
totally have sex with Justin Bieber.
And now she's also on record: the
singer has had sex with Johnny Depp! Via her eyeballs, that is.
Wait... SAY WHAT?!?
The 26-year-old singer told Metro
U.K. that she "and Johnny Depp had eyeball sex at the benefit concert for
Superstorm Sandy... We never really talked – we just had eyeball sex."
Oh, well, okay then.
We'd be taken aback by this statement, but it's
Ke$ha. She says she once slept with a ghost. And we assume not merely
with her eyeballs because, come on, people. Ghosts don't have eyeballs 
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